Poem of the Week, by Tina Kelley
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My first password was a long jumble of numbers decreed to me by Compuserve and which I loathed because it had nothing to do with me or my life. My first choose-your-own password was a variation of my brother’s because his made me laugh. All my passwords since then –hundreds of them, because I don’t use a password manager even though yes, I know I should–are variations on the original. It still makes me smile.
Knowing someone’s password is a glimpse into their heart. Their mother’s childhood nickname, their father’s favorite sports team, the birthday of their child, their dog’s name, a zip code of a long ago apartment where they once lived and loved.
Lessons from the List of 100,000 Most Hacked Passwords, by Tina Kelley
—what God said after reading the whole thing
Oh my me! If only I had made you more imaginative.
Next upgrade, you need ten times the terabytes
of ingenuity, and boosted self-preservation too.
If you loved yourselves as I love you, sweet dim ones,
would you type in 123456 to crack every nest egg?
Number 14, after qwerty and password, is iloveyou,
which increases my faith in you. But how is yours in me?
There are 138 mentions of Jesus, but twice as many f*&%s.
368 have sex in them, including sexgod. I much prefer
glory2god and love4god, and appreciate how godgod1
ranks above ilovenookie1, if by one. 1,512 uses of love,
116 hates, including the hate in whatever. Tons o sucks.
Monkey ranks 19, dragon 20. Coming in at 37 out of 100,000?
Tinkle. No idea why. My favorite is the pilgrim, supplicant,
who tries to avoid red letter scolding and reset: letmein.
You, my lowercase meek one, get admitted to paradise.
The rest of you, pick one that reminds you to be better
every time you pay your bills or check your balances.
Make it a prayer, a remembrance of your favorite departed.
More than hackthis1. Maybe something, once, about joy?
Click here for more information about poet Tina Kelley. Today’s poem was first published in Presence: A Journal of Catholic Poetry.
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