Two narrow photos of eyes, brown and hazel, belonging to two girls who live in this house.
A photo of two street signs, taken by my best friend, at the intersection of Joy St. and Mt. Vernon St. (points to those who can name the city)
A 2/3 eaten box of Oreos, hidden under a plastic grocery bag so no one else will find it.
A black stapler.
A poorly functioning Nokia cell phone.
A mostly-used tube of Burt’s Bees beeswax lip balm.
A black curly-haired dog curled on the floor.
An ivory mesh bag bought at Value Village in Richfield.
A washed and ready-to-return empty Cedar Summit Farms heavy cream bottle, for which I will receive $2.50 if and when I actually return it to the store from whence it came.
A 2008 summer medical form for Camp Icaghowan.
A letter written on Batman and Robin stationery.
A “Swank Loves Retro” business card.
A nametag reading Lenny Faedo.
A Polaroid photo of a beach ball covered with stars.
A Polaroid photo of a doll’s head propped between the toes of a man’s foot.
A tiny plastic stake that reads “Cerastium, Snow in Summer.”
A large plastic bottle of Target brand Baby Lotion, the pump of which no longer works, a fact which necessitates complicated maneuvers in order to extract the lotion.
A check for $65 from Laptop Repair.
A black Precise Rolling Ball V5 Extra Fine pen.